The 7 Deadly Sins of NICKY MOON
(or Nicholas Munoz's biggest faults as a person)
- VANITY: Ooooo calling myself vain gives me artistic appeal validity.... (you know because of the INTENSE introspection).... you see what I mean? Not only do I think I'm brilliant but I believe I can recognize brilliant people. I can SEE intelligence and creativity SPROUTING out of the minds of my colleagues.... (LIKE IN LIGHTS AND SHIT).... This constant spurting of irrational thoughts can only be accounted for INSANE VANITY. Yes I am vain. I am very vain. A lot more vain than you are!!! I marvel at my brilliance time and time again. I also look at myself in the mirror a lot. Like i think im just a REALLY good looking guy at times. I have a lot going for me I'm smart, good looking, public speaker...... wow reading all of this makes me sick to my stomach MOVING ON!!!!!!!! (it really doesn't)
- OVER THINKING: I over think everything. Like why the fuck am I making this list??? To prove my self worth?? To overcome the flaws within myself??? to just marvel at myself???? idk .... i just don't know bro. Sometimes my over thinking will accumulate into just NOT THINKING at all.... like now.................. (Brett Favre had a pretty amazing fucking year in 2009. 40 years old??? Like what the fuck??? 33 tds 7 ints 4,000 yards???? jesus.... like fuck).......... see now is that a joke about not thinking is really just over thinking into a insane level where we cant even comprehend what will eek out of our SUBCONSCIOUS??? (mine is Brett Favre) OR just a joke about how thinking about Brett Favre is just NOT thinking all together.... but you get it I over think.... MOVING ON!!!!!
- OVER INDULGENCE: I really like food... nuff said. I LOVE food. I have had dreams where I just sit down at a table no people no entertainment and JUST ATE STEAKS!!! Like man fuck. Man fuck this broad she's been dead for a long ass time..... WE AINTS GOT TIME FOR FORePLAY!!!!!! Idk and like I even indulge in like weed and alcohol too much. I don't do them all the time. But when I do I really indulge in them. I like my highs to be REALLY HIGH (referring to my endorphins) but it also makes the lows way to much. I need to learn to moderate.... or idk.
laziness sometimes i just don't feel like putting in all the effort i can into something
- MY GENERAL OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING: Why do i always have to play devil's advocate?? Like why do I love to engage in conversations?? I like contrasting ideas with people because I like the conflict. Why?? Why can't i just be a normal person??? I don't even KNOW what my opinions are the only opinion I KNOW is yours so that I can say the opposite of whatever you think you know. So wow in reality everyone probably has a different view of me..... EXCEPT comics. Comics see me who i really am. WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME!!!! Cause like I really don... I just.... idk..... I mean I have some idea. But even that is too much to handle. Why do I want to be hated??? I love laughing. I think it's all because i think it's funny. WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED PERSON AM I????????(vanity again i didn't want to rank my faults but damn vanity is like numero uno.)
- PRIORITIZING SEX: this is actually something I really am ashamed about. Like I don't think you should prioritize sex at all in fact. People should just BE people. Sex will happen and when it does its great. But you shouldn't devote your life to it. It makes you think negatively about women and thats bad. Just be happy with who you are and enjoy the million other things life has to offer you!!!! (i had to take a break from writing that too masturbate)
- IM STUPID: I over think and obsess over myself a lot because I'm ultimately unhappy with myself. I don't think I'm smart which is why I want people to think im smart. When in reality I'm really just a slow learner. maybe Idk... i remember elementary teachers having to SLOOOOOWLY teach me things just because i didn't GRASP anything!!! i was thinking about batman and superheroes and stuff..... For me to think this way at all is just stupid. And I'm over analyzing it so I can rationalize the decisions I'm making as the correct decisions. I'm a TALENTLESS HACK!!!!
and this is why I am ALBUQUERQUE'S MOST DEPRAVED COMEDIAN
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