1. BATMAN - The guy has no super strength, no flying ability, no x-ray vision, and he can still do everything that Superman can do and more. It really shows what you can do when you have determination, perserverance, and a large inheritance from your dead father and mother.
2. JOHN MCCLAIN - He doesn't follow the rules. Rules follow him. He can kill 30 to 40 terrorists in a building with his shoes off. He also will say a very innapropiate one-liner when he kills you.
3. CHARLIE SHEEN - He's winning and everyone knows it. If you don't know it. Then you are most certainly a troll.
4. ANGELINA JOLIE - Now normally I would consider it ludacris to put a woman on the BAD ASS list. But the girl has made a ridiculous amount of awesome action movies.
5. KING KONG - Great with the ladies, has a thing for architecture, and can bench press like a million pounds. I think the question is. Why wouldn't he be a bad ass?
6. GEORGE W. BUSH - Generally considered one the most hated Presidents of our time. Yet we voted for him... TWICE!!! Class A bad ass.
7. BRETT FAVRE - Anyone who knows me knows that I wouldn't dare not put Brett Favre on this list. But in all seriousness. He's started 297 consecutive games (not including playoffs), has the record for most interceptions yet still has the record for most games ever won by a Quarterback, and his greatest year statistically came when he was 40 years old!!!
8. PREDATOR - Only Arnold could bring him down and that was not easy!!! I think the thing I like most about the Predator is that when he's hunting and everything, he's on vacation. Like he's probably planned this hunt for a whole year, Finally got time off to go, Spent all this money on equipment. And when he gets there he gets killed by his prey!!! Thats like going fishing and getting eaten by a shark.
9. TYLER THE CREATOR - "Satan called he said he wants his fuckin' swagger back."
10. GOD - He invented sex... sweet.
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